Fucked Up, Dumbfuck Teachers

Fucked Up, Dumbfuck Teachers
Journal Entry: Sat Nov 22, 2008, 14:20

[x] gotten kissed
[x] gotten a phone taken away in class
[x] gotten suspended
[x] gotten caught chewing gum
[x] gotten caught cheating on a test (we had quite a few of those accusations because they just couldn’t believe the grades we used to get even though we didn’t come to class much. Most of those teachers in high school were sure Aniki and I were cheating somehow.)
Total so far: 5

[x] arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x] didn't do homework over 5 times
[x] turned at least 3 projects in late.
[x] missed school just because you felt like it
[ ] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 9

[x] got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[x] text people during class
[x] passed notes
[x] threw stuff across the room
[x] laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 14

[x] been in a fight at school, fist or verbal (Both)
[x] took pictures during school hours (0_o what does this mean? Like on the phone?)
[x] called someone during school hours
[x] listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
[x] skipped a class period
Total So Far: 19

[x] threw something at the teacher (yeah, my fist, a metal pipe, a textbook, a chalkboard eraser, and a rock)
[x] went outside the classroom without permission
[x] broke the dress code (all the time)
[x] failed a class (the teacher thought it would be funny to do that even though my grades were so high, the highest in the entire school. So he failed me in his class. Saki-papa quickly took care of that. >D)
[x] ate food during class
Total So Far: 24

[x] gotten a call from school (yeah, like a billion. both good or bad)
[x] couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly
[x] didn't take your stuff to school (yeah, that happened a couple times, on purpose and accidentally)
[x] given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking (and while they were)
[x] curse during class/school
total so far: 29

[x] faked your parents signature (er, well sorta I suppose. we faked Saki’s signature if we needed to, but we always told him about it afterwards)
[x] slept in class (quite a few times)
[x] cursed at your teacher (also quite a few times)
[x] copied homework (who hasn’t?)
[x] gotten in trouble with the principal (yeah, once I attacked this kid so bad that he had to be sent to the hospital so the principle had a little talk with me, not like it did anything when another ass tried touching me again the next week *shrug*)
total So Far: 34

Multiply by 3
grand total: 102%

post as "i screwed up -insert number here-% of my teenage life" and tag 3 people!

Ha! I didn’t screw it up. Other people screwed with me and thus ruined everything for me.
It should say something more like “I was screwed over for –insert number here-% of my teenage life.”