Seme Or Uke? Meme

Stolen from jupiterstar.

Less than 20 = Seme
More than 20 = Uke


1-[??] You like to consent in everything (the hell is this supposed to mean???)
2-[x] When a person confesses his/her love to you and you don’t like him/her, you start feeling very tense and/or you don’t know what to say (I think most people feel this way...)
3-[x] You enjoy listening to smooth and relaxing music
4-[ ] You are quite hyperactive
5-[ ] If you don’t like something, you start crying and you don’t care if you start talking too loud
6-[x] You love candies or any type of caramel
7-[-] You like making others blush (This... is a little odd, but I suppose if it means making people uncomfortable like with POOORNZ then yeaz y not el oh el xD)
8-[ ] You sleep with a doll/ teddy bear/ pillow in your hand
9-[ ] You’re usually shy with the opposite sex
10-[ ] You like romantic- funny anime
11-[ ] Between L or Light cosplay, you prefer L
12-[x] You have listened “an café” (what does this have to do wi--nevermind. There really is no point to ask. -___-;;;)
13-[x] You like listening to it
14-[x] You have 1 or 2 song in you pc of “an café”
15-[ ] You are innocent and a little clumsy
16-[x] You smile at kitties
17-[ ] You usually say –kawaii-
18-[x] You like plushies
19-[ ] Between light blue and blue, you prefer light blue
20-[x] You hate Paris Hilton because she is an idiot (What the hell does this have to do with being seme or uke? lmfao)
21-[x] You have been lost in a shopping center/parking/cinema (omfg yes X_X You see the new mall they made in shinjuku that aNiki too me too. I was lost in five minute after entering)
22-[ ] You have called to the mistaken number twice or more
23-[ ] You cried with Pocahontas' ending
24-[x] You have used a very feminine dress or shirt (yeah for threate or cosplay)
25-[x] You call your pets with cute names (Shit GUILTY. DD:)
26-[-] You believe that yaoi/yuri is the best (I don't think it's the BEST, but it's one of my favs)
27-[ ] You're easy to convince
28-[ ] Some men scare you
29-[ ] You have seen Pucca and you like it
30-[ ] You have pink/red clothes or they are decorated with flowers
31-[x] Sometimes you start looking at the clouds and you get lost in space (LOOOOOOST IIIIIIN SPAAAAACE)
32-[ ] You’ve said “Kyao” or something like that before
33-[ ] When a person of your same sex gets angry with you, you’re at the defensive
34-[x] You like j-pop
35-[x] You have cried for more than one movie/TV series (GUNDAMMUUUUUUUU!!!! \TAT/)
36-[ ] You watched gravitation and you felt like Shuichi/you watched strawberry panic and you felt like Nagisa
37-[ ] You smile with no reason
38-[ ] You usually are very positive
39-[ ] When there’s a rainbow, you run out to see it
40-[ ] You usually don’t understand what your parents say

Total: 16

Now if someone could write this quiz in English with real options, that would be incredible...aha hahaha... ha. >__>;;;

-Later!
The Autophobic Golden Gods.

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